My First Crappy Topic

I've never thought of myself as a very good creative writer but apparently there are a few misguided fools who think I have missed my calling and should be writing sympathy cards for Hallmark or writing restaurant reviews about overpriced and depravation portioned food. So under the advice of friends and colleagues, who may or may not be good friends or colleagues for advising me to do this, I have decided to subject the universe to my crap to see what comes back. Two opposing analogies immediately come to mind as to the value this blog might have upon it's readers; monkeys at the zoo deriving pleasure from throwing their feces at amused onlookers and the NASA Voyager time capsule aimlessly floating deeper into space with the hopes that someone millions of miles away will have a record player and has always been looking for ocean sounds to help them get to sleep. Assuming the NASA scenario is the likeliest of options, thank you for reading my first blog mom and dad...and thank you to that guy at 3am who just got back from the bars and was trying to type in his favorite porn site but missed every other key, ended up here but finished with a nightcap nonetheless – I’ll take that as a compliment.